white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
Japanese people: nope
Thai people: nope
Black people: nope
Latin people: nope
Cuban people: nope
Native people: nope
Korean people: nope
Desi people: nope
Arab people: nope
Queer people: nope
Vietnamese people: nope
Chinese people: nope
Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
Jewish people: nope
Romani people: nope

papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell

Why Women Are Crazy.

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

When my friend sees a hot guy

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

you keep an eye on Dean, Sam

because I can’t watch over him anymore


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.